Sunday, January 22, 2012

50 Things I Don't Have to Worry About Anymore

1. Sleeping in hair rollers
2. Using a pencil for math
3. Worrying if anyone can read my handwriting
4. Getting the snow tires or chains put on the car
5. Adding water to the leftovers to heat-up on the stove top
6. Being a lady going into a liquor store
7. Getting up to change the channel
8. “Teasing” my hair
9. Erasing or covering up typos
10. Change for the toll booth
11. Carrying around a checkbook
12. Keeping a fold-up rain bonnet in my purse
13. Licking postage stamps
14. Tearing up salad greens
15. Having a quarter for a phone call
16. Standing in line at the bank to make a deposit
17. Files of information in case I need it in the future
18. Encyclopedias
19. Saving magazines
20. Saving maps
21. Dictionaries
22. Thesaurus
23. Carrying suitcases by the handle
24. Cutting up chicken
25. Milk going bad in a week
26. Tangled hair after shampooing
27. Lifting heavy boxes of powdered detergent
28. Washing the dishes BEFORE putting them in the dishwasher
29. Winding my watch
30. Being sure that the store where I am shopping is punched on my “charge-plate”
31. Having my feet X-rayed at the shoe store
32. Changing the blade in a razor
33. Refilling the ice trays
34. Whipping cream in the mixer
35. Inspecting a hotel room before accepting it
36. Hand-waxing the car
37. Burning the paper trash in the back yard
38. Long distance charges
39. Somebody opening the car door on the passenger side while stopped at light
40. Getting lost
41. Telling people the hotel phone number for emergencies
42. Putting something hot down on the countertop
43. No way to know if the house is on fire except the smell of smoke
44. Changing light bulbs frequently
45. Locking and unlocking the car with a key
46. Loud, slow dental drills
47. Taking a stack of books on vacation
48. Wearing out the car upholstery
49. The pressure cooker exploding
50. Carbon paper

1 comment:

Cheryl said...

And holding the phone to your ear! we have skype